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| User: | pandaxian (689096)
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| Name: | Audri Celeste |
| Website: | Pandaxian.com |
| Location: | Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
| Birthdate: | 1981-08-26 |
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| pandaxian | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  PandaXian (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| ICQ UIN: |  49873435 (User Profile) |
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| Bio: | And this story is called The Little Sandwich That Got a Guilt Complex because he was the sole survivor of a horrible bus crash.
Once there was a little sandwich sitting on the seat of a bus bouncing up and down. A sweet little sandwich made of roasted peppers and lettuce and a few other things on sprouted grain bread with a modicum of mustard and no other condimentts to speak of.
And the bus was bouncing along until it came upon another bus coming round the curb in the opposite direction, and the two buses collided, and smashed and crashed, adn rolled down the hill and blew up into a beautiful fiery explosion.
But just before this happened the little sandwich was hurled out the window when the bus went over a bump, and thus was spared the horrible fate that befell all the rest of the passengers on both buses.
Not to mention the happy family of five that was living in the house that the two buses crashed into, just before they exploded, burning, exploding, and burning everybody involved to death, including the happy family that had been happily sleeping, because this all happened at night.
And also many sleeping animals were also killed.
The sandwich sat by the side of the road wondering why none of the fire trucks and ambulances that came rushing to the scene didn't run him over, and over time the little sandwich developed a terrible guilt complex that rendered him inedible as well as incapable of enjoying any kind of meaningful exsistance.
Nothing else happened. The end.
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| Memories:: | 22 entries |
| Interests: | 128: abnormally shaped fruit, adobe photoshop, alice in wonderland, angry geese, animals, anime, anti-feminism, astrology, baby animals, bats, bees, beetles with legs, best friend, biology, bjork, bouncing, boyfriends, bruce lee, bubble baths, candles, candy, cartoons, cats, chicken dance, chickens, children, chinchillas, clone high, clothes, cloudy days, cows, cute boys, cutting my own hair, dalki, dance music, dancing, david bowie, david spade, dead like me, digital cameras, dressing like a commie, edgar allen poe, edward gorey, empty containers, feeling alone, food, friends, fruit punch, gatorade, ghosts, glitter, hair, hauntings, hello kitty, hiking, honey, hong kong, irc, jackie chan, jay chou, jet li, just shoot me, katielogic, kirin, kittens, kung fu, legend, lemurs, lilo & stitch, little sister, lotion, make up, mint tea, moloko, movies, myth, nightmare before christmas, not cooking, not killing aaron, pandas, paranormal, party, pez, photography, pink, pink bubblegum, pink shoes, pirates, pocky, poppy z. brite, portishead, pucca, punch in the nuts, robots, rollergirl, roommates, scrambled eggs, sharks, sketching, sleeping, sneaker pimps, spectres, squealing hamsters, stars, steve irwin, strongbad, stuffed animals, super mario bros., supernatural, superstition, sushi, tarepanda, the beatles, the robot, thunder, tigers, tim burton, tori amos, towels, tricky, trogdor, vanilla, vanilla flavor, vanilla scents, whining, x-men, zelda, zoology |
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